when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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