I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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