Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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