were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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