some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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