5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You smell like stripper and shame
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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