Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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