I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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