Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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