Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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