Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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