god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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