that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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