As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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