She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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