Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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