you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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