Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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