I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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