she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Pappa wants mamma naked
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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