is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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