Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize
