Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Holy sore nipples Batman
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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