Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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