I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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