South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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