just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he thought i was a dude.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
