its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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