Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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