He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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