plz talk dirty to me
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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