do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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