Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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