wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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