The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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