I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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