Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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