Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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