No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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