Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
