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I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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