a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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