i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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