So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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