how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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