Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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