I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
FUCK WHALES
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