the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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