its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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