the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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