: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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