Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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