the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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